The motor trade liability insurance Company, or MTLIC, as they liked t

Published Monday, 7th Sep 00:17 BST

The motor trade liability insurance Company, or MTLIC, as they liked to be called, were not from this planet. They were aliens. All of them. If they gave you coverage, that definitely was not a good thing. They were on this planet for one thing only. Investigating the way of the human. They would tell you to meet them in their company headquarters to go over their motor trade liability insurance policies, and then before you left, they would throw you in a cage with hundreds of other humans.

They were quick, quiet, and efficient. Once they offered free motor trade liability insurance for a week, and people flocked to their headquarters. Not one of them made it out.

As for me, I'm inside of their headquarters right now. If someone finds this story, you have to get us out of here. The Motor Trade Liability Insurance Company must be stopped. So far I have tried everything to get out of here. I almost came close once, too.

My plan had been pretty good. There was always a guard patrolling the outside of our cage. I noticed that he loved to eat metal. Any kind of metal. So, I called him over and told him about how good the metal bars of our cell tasted. At first he resisted the urge to take a bite, but eventually his hunger got the best of him. He took the first bite, and just couldn't stop. He kept going until a hole was large enough for everyone in the cage to get through. I went through it and hit the alien as hard as I could before saying, "Thanks."

The next part was the hardest. I couldn't remember anything about the building. But there was only one door leading out of this room, so I knew I couldn't go wrong at this point. I lead the huge group of people out the door and into a large hallway. Nobody in the group said a word.

We sneaked around the building for a very long time. We had to find the big double doors leading out of this place. After a couple minutes, I actually saw them. I saw the light streaming through, and so did everyone else. We all immediately began running towards the heavenly exit. But suddenly an alarm sounded, and about a dozen employees ran out into our way. They rounded us all up, and we were put in a new diamond-barred cell. Please help us.

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